Oh the irony and the agony.
Daniel Lyons, the real author behind the satirical blog, "The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs," has been posting out-of-character, as himself since Saturday. He is claiming that in the wake of the "agreed" shutdown of Think Secret, now Apple has contacted him directly with a similar offer. According to Dan, as soon as he posted about that, Apple threatened to sue him, even sending him a complete list of his own assets. All on a Saturday, no less.
The comments on these posts spiked, and he even had to post that moderation was turned off. Naturally many of the pseudo-mothership faithful are coming unglued, crying outrage, and some literally flaming Apple and Steve Jobs himself.
One commenter actually pasted this correspondence from an email exchange with one sjobs@apple.com:
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On Dec 22, 2007, at 2:01 PM, Gary Baldwin wrote:
I'm an admitted Apple fanboy, but I can't say I admire this. I would have thought you all would have appreciated the affectionate satire rather than being unaccountable assholes.
Gary Baldwin
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On Dec 22, 2007, at 5:29 PM, Steve Jobs wrote:
What, praytell, are you talking about?
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On Dec 22, 2007, at 2:35 PM, Gary Baldwin wrote:
I'm not sure who I've reached here, but in the interest of finishing what you start, this is what I'm referring to:
http://fakesteve.blogspot.com/2007/12/thanks-for-your-support.html
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I think this is all a joke. And I think you fell for it.
Steve
Now there are people posting that they are really smoking at being duped for defending FSJ. After all, they can't be blamed for acting like rabid dogs & sending nasty hate mail.
Fake Steve made them do it. (He is insanely great, after all)
The
irony here is that there is something to be
kinda pissed about in all this, and it's not about being "duped" (although that is friggin hilarious.)
It's that a real blog, Think Secret, was under threat of serious litigation and was essentially shut down by Apple in spite of being defended by the EFF.
That was actually a *real event* ...and so naturally it got a collective yawn from the blogesphere. This 'fake' injustice on the other hand, that's whipping everyone into a frenzy. A good case of hypocrisy or injustice, real-or-not, generally gets the blogesphere salivating like Pavlovian dog.
Dan knows this. In this case, they took the fake flame bait over the real stuff.
But like all great satire, there actually is some real ham in this sandwich. The agony is that is doesn't ever seem to get eaten.